Nordics x Reader : Nicknames

Today was the day that your 'oh so great best friend' was going to let you meet his family.
He didn't even tell you anything about them!
That is Lukas for ya!

You and Lukas had been best friends for at least ten years and yes, you were just meeting the family today.

You were currently sitting on you doorstep waiting for Lukas to come pick you up.
You closed your eyes thinking about his family, what will the be like?

You heard a car horn break you out of your thoughts and with a sigh you skipped over to Lukas' car.

"Sup Butter-Bitch" you greeted him while plugging in your seat belt.

"Why hello to you too" he sighed.
"Why am I called Butter-bitch?"

"Because you are Butter-senpai's bitch making you butter-bitch" you said finally all ready to go.

"What kind of logic is that?" He asked you giving you a look of confusion.

"My logic! Now let's goooo"

After whatever just happend you both eventually drove off in the direction of where his family were going to meet, his house.

"So I really have one real brother the others are just like brothers" Lukas suddenly said.

"So all guys?" You asked him.

He just nodded keeping his eyes on the road ahead of him.

Once you finally arrived at his home you eagerly ran to the door and slammed it open leaving Lukas to catch up with you.

"Hello Lukas' family!" You laughed.

"I like her already" came a voice from the living room.

You turned your attention to who it was, a boy with unbelievable hair that stuck up, you came to a conclusion that he must go through alot of hair gel in just one week.

You looked at the others sitting in the room, they were all blonde.

"So we have some blondies~?" You grinned.

Lukas finally caught up with you and took in deep breaths from running up his garden path.

"Thanks for leaving me" Lukas glared at you.

"Any time"

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You started chatting with Mathias, Tino and Berwald, as you had been told.

Lukas sat there like he was confused about somthing and this brought to everyone's attention.

"Lukas?" Tino tapped Lukas' shoulder to get his attention.

"Emil isn't here" Lukas said finally.

Now you didn't know who Emil was, and you wanted to know.

"I did say that my best friend was a girl.. He is probably nervous" Lukas said closing his eyes, probably agreeing with himself.

Just as he said that the door open and popped out a boys head, bright purple eyes scanned the room landing on your figure.

"You weren't lying?" Emil said with disbelief in his eyes.

"You thought I lied?" Lukas looked at him.

You realised the resemblance of the two and settled that this must be his real brother and is probably Emil.

"I didn't think you were capable of having a friend that was female" Emil said casually, making his way to sit down.

It was then you realised how adorable this boy looked.

"My name is-"

"Emil" you stated.

"H-how..?"

"I guessed" you shrugged.

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The rest of the afternoon was filled with random chatter.
And somehow got onto the topic of nicknames.

"Okay so Lukas has a nickname, you all need one" you smiled.

At hearing this Lukas paled because his nickname wasn't the best of nicknames.

"Mathias, I'll call you Lego man!" You say pointing at him.

He stood up smiling proudly at the his nickname.

"Tino! Will be santa baby!" You grinned at him, Tino blushed a scarlet colour at the name.

"Berwald will be Mister IKEA"

Berwald gave you a plain look but you saw a flicker of proudness in his eyes.

"And Emil, you are ice-ice baby" you giggled as the sing popped in your head.

"How come everyone else gets good names and in stuck with.." Lukas paused as all eyes were on him.

"Butter-Bitch.." he whispered but everyone heard.

Soon enough the whole room erupted in laughter, even Berwald started laughing.

Lukas blushed darkly and turned away.

After you wipe d the laughter ears away you patted his shoulder, a smile gracing your lips.

"Because enough Butter-senpai's bitch"